The Floridiot Files

Rudolph the deer, on the loose

A deer named Rudolph escaped from a church nativity scene where he was portraying a reindeer and was chased by police before finally being caught "under the church's elf house in its Bethlehem Village area".

I didn't realize there were reindeer in Bethlehem. Nor elves, for that matter. You learn something every day!

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Two for Tuesday!

Since we've been focusing on bad tattoos lately, how can we leave out father and son team Floyd and Justin Bebee?

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The Smoking Gun brought this pair to the internet's attention last year, but TFF decided to dig deeper. We tracked down the original booking information with Polk County Sheriffs Office to give you a timeline of their criminal careers. Click images for charge information.

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According to The Smoking Gun, this pair has more tattoos that aren't visible here: Floyd says the back of his head reads "Got-R-Did", while Justin's eyelids read "Fuck" and "You", respectively.