The Floridiot Files

Not at all suspicious!

Another old one I had noted...

From the "how not to draw attention to yourself" department:

Blood-Soaked Customer Arrested

NAPLES, Florida (AP) -- A man who walked into a Wal-Mart covered in blood and bought garbage bags Friday was charged with murder after authorities found a stabbed body in a trash bin.

Wal-Mart workers called deputies after a blood-soaked man walked into the store and bought some clothes, bandages and trash bags around 4 a.m. He paid with a $100 bill that also appeared to be bloodstained, they said, and drove off in a pickup.

[from a CNN story, link now expired]