The Floridiot Files

Driving with Unbelievable Irony?

According to a FOX 35 Orlando story, the former president of the Gainesville area chapter of MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving was arrested for drunk driving, scoring over .23 on a breathalyzer test, almost three times the legal limit.

Drunk Driving Quiz

Imagine you have been caught driving with a blood alcohol level five times the legal limit. When stopped by a sheriff's deputy, do you:
  1. Take another swig of vodka, kindly poured for you by your passenger
  2. Try to hide under the deputy's cruiser
  3. Try to bite the deputy
Trick question! As a Floridiot, the correct answer is "All of the Above".

Fully story at WPTV

Mug Shot of the Week


Charge: DUI
Hillsborough County

You have the right to remain silent.... but it won’t help much while wearing that shirt.

Story at News4Jax

Mug Shot of the Week


Charge: DUI
Hillsborough County


Mug Shot of the Week


Charge: DUI
Pasco County

From the picture, I’m guessing he was well over the limit...