The Floridiot Files

A Heated Argument... Har Har!

A Ft. Lauderdale area women, who admitted being in a "heated verbal argument" with her boyfriend, has been arrested on assault charges for allegedly setting the crotch of his pants on fire while he slept. The man, who reported awakening to a "burning sensation," was unharmed.

(I guess there is no such charge as "trouser arson"?)


No Way to Tree-t Family

A Parrish, Florida man who lives with his parents was arrested for throwing a Christmas tree at his father, and then, when the tree missed, trying to use the tree stand as a weapon.