The Floridiot Files

No Parking Here

I hope the pickup's owner has good insurance... this Ferarri model starts at $277,124.

The Case of the Haunted Sinuses

A group of three teens and two juveniles robbed a central Florida home, stealing electronics, jewelry, and the ashes of a cremated person and two dogs.

Why steal cremated remains? According to the Sheriff's Department:

During the investigation, detectives learned that the ashes were taken because the suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine.

Were they already high on something, or just incredibly, incredibly stupid? Your guess is as good as ours.

CNN has the full story