The Floridiot Files

Drunk Driving Quiz

Story
Imagine you have been caught driving with a blood alcohol level five times the legal limit. When stopped by a sheriff's deputy, do you:
  1. Take another swig of vodka, kindly poured for you by your passenger
  2. Try to hide under the deputy's cruiser
  3. Try to bite the deputy
Trick question! As a Floridiot, the correct answer is "All of the Above".

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O Florida! Our home and native land...

Here in the land of Maple trees, Mounties, and Ice Hockey, it's been a harsh winter, so we haven't been posting much, eh? While we gather some new material, you can always sit down with a plate of Floridian Bacon and check out Fail Blog:

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